My sidequests for this week included meditating for 5 minutes, learning to make a better paper airplane, and to do 15 minutes of yoga.

See – already we’re meditating again. Good thing I downloaded that app. And also once again I used darebee for my yoga – this time keeping in mind to go with “Easy” for my fat lazy ass. So those were pretty easy to do. I almost considered cheating because there is a darebee one that had a few stretches and then 15 minutes of meditation, but I decided to do the 15 minutes for the meditation card, and do 15 minutes of yoga on top of that.

Then there was making the better paper airplane. This was also not going to be hard because I really only know how to make the basic of basic bitch paper airplanes and they never fly well at all. I did a google search and came across this youtube video posted about a year ago discussing the design for a literal world record paper airplane. They admit that the design that they have is not the actual final design used to break the record, but rather one of the prototypes. I followed the instructions on the video and made this:

Owing to the fact that I don’t have a large space to test this in, I don’t have any impressive video of the flight, mostly just of me causing it to crash immediately into the wall and then doing a really weird laugh as a result. But, it does fly significantly better than any paper airplane I’ve made before. The folding is a bit of a pain in the ass, but the guy in the video explains it really well, and it’s easy to pause at each step to follow the directions.