Week 8 Post 2 – Shortcuts

Storymatic prompt cards were zombie and person who takes shortcuts, as well as an email that cannot be un-sent and success at last. It’s silly.


          Who breaks up with someone over an email? Dave, that’s who! It was the easiest, most expedient way to handle the situation. And he’d had a good reason. The cute new chick in the finance department seemed like she was hot to trot and he didn’t want to be a cheater. And it’s not cheating if you break up, right? So off the email went and off Dave went, straight to talking a pretty Penny into a closet for some hot, illicit office sex. Only she wasn’t at her desk, and she wasn’t in the break room, and by the time he found her she was already moaning up a storm in the closet with George (really? chucklefuck George?).

          And fuck, where did that leave Dave? He’d just flushed a three year relationship for this whore. He couldn’t unsend that email. Tina would see it and would probably throw his succulent at his head because Tina was crazy. He wondered if she’d even read it yet, if maybe he had time to try to hack her email account and delete it before she could see. He was beelining back to his own desk to try some damage control, checking his phone obsessively. He dreaded every buzz, wondering if it was going to be a text or a phone call, because when Tina read that email she was going to be blowing up his phone, absolutely chewing him out. It took him a moment to pay attention to all the headlines that kept making his phone buzz – it was the news app going bonkers, not his maybe-maybe-not-girlfriend.

          The zombie apocalypse had begun.

          The thing about the zombie apocalypse is that dipshits like Dave always think they’re going to be the ones to survive but they’re the first to get it. After all, Dave was always trying to find the easiest way out and sometimes there are no easy outs. So it wasn’t long at all before Dave was a zombie. The other thing is that being a zombie is a mite more horrific in reality – it turns out you can think. You’re not alive, you’re not able to return to life, you have to be inside your body as it rots and creaks and falls apart. You can’t control a damn thing you do. You’re stuck in that shambling corpse, wandering aimlessly until there’s food, and then you’re ripping it apart. And it’s not good food – it’s raw flesh. And zombies aren’t picky.

          So there you are, a ghost in a mindless eating machine, observing first hand the horrors you inflict on the world.

          And all that random aimless shambling between the murder mayhem? It was boring as fuck. Dave’s mind wandered, and he wondered if it was the same for all the other poor schmucks that were stuck. Or was it just him? Was he somehow the only one that was stuck, left behind in this strange hell?

          He spent so much time barely noting the world around him that he didn’t even realize he was in a familiar space until he was shambling through its doors. There had been no electricity anywhere in the city for months, so the bright lights attracted a lot of attention. Somehow one building had managed to become powered – maybe they had used some alternative source. He wasn’t sure. He could hardly direct his body towards investigating anything. Hordes of zombies before him had shattered the doors and windows and begun moving upstairs and into the rooms, looking for prey. He wasn’t sure if he had somehow managed to eke out some control of the corpse-that-was-formerly-he, or if perhaps the body held some memory of previous times. But somehow he found himself wandering into his old apartment. A computer screen flickered in front of him. He moved closer to it, barely able to make out the screen through his blurry vision, his almost useless dry eyes.

          It was open to an email inbox screen. How had they even managed to get the internet? Was the internet still a thing, somewhere out in the wider world? But there it was. Email. Not just anyone’s email either – Tina’s email. And – marked unread – his email to Tina.

          The rotting corpse hand shifted forward and awkwardly stiff hit something. The email deleted. He didn’t even know how it had managed that with one keystroke, but he felt a strange thrill of elation – success at last!

And that was when his head was bashed in by a potted succulent.

Tina sobbed as she recognized the zombie that had once been Dave, and smashed his head in again and again until there was no thinking matter left. Not that she was aware it was there.

Week 7 Post 4: The End

Storymatic cards were person in love and movie director for one of the characters, and end of the relationship and hiding spot is discovered for things that must appear in story.

I like the idea of this one but it’s botched and poorly written. You’re welcome?


It was a well-known fact that Vince Waggoner was in love with Robin Rose. When they met, she immediately became his primary muse. He cast her in five films in a row as the leading lady, claiming that the roles were written with her in mind. They were married quickly. People often spoke of how he worshipped the ground she walked on, gave her everything she could ever want.

They also whispered of her many infidelities.

It was a tabloid feeding frenzy when their marriage inevitably fell apart. He took a short break from directing, and a handful of years passed where people thought his career was over. Far from it – he emerged, revealing he had been painstakingly writing a story for a series of films. Films that he wanted to film back-to-back. He threw himself into his work with reckless abandon. There were a whopping seven films in total, set in the same universe with cameos from each of the other films, but completely unrelated except for their thematic ties.

It became immediately obvious that Robin Rose was still his muse. Each leading actress that he chose bore striking similarities to her. Similar face shapes, the same pale skin tone and wide doe eyes. A few were familiar household names, but many of them were new. It was no secret that he was going for a particular look. The movies were set to be released yearly.

The disappearances started after the third release.

Miss Lane was a tragedy. She had been a fresh face in Waggoner’s first film without Robin Rose, and with the success of that, her star had risen. She was in talks to join a major film franchise when she had disappeared. No one could locate her. She hadn’t mentioned leaving to anyone, did not reach out to any of her family or friends. Her car was found abandoned in a parking garage, her phone still inside. She had made no monetary withdrawals and hadn’t used any of her cards since her disappearance.

It was strange and sad and many people speculated what could have happened.

But it wasn’t until Candy Zacharias disappeared next that people suspected Waggoner. Candy was the lead of the second film, and she disappeared the year after Miss Lane. Still, there wasn’t enough reason to suspect a thing – until the following year, when Francine Queen disappeared.

The cops focused their investigation on Waggoner, but found nothing. He was so harangued by the media and the cops that he finally left the country. After all, he had finished the films, with only the last few remaining in post-production. It was recommended that the remaining actresses beef up their security teams. Still, Michelle Ray managed to escape her bodyguards briefly (supposedly in a discreet attempt to buy some illicit substance) and was never seen again. When warrants were issued allowing the cops to search all of Waggoner’s properties, nothing was found. He proclaimed his innocence in every interview, and eventually tired of the questions so much that he became a recluse.

Time passed. The remaining women didn’t disappear yearly as predicted, but as their security grew lax, they did eventually all disappear. Each time, investigations were made into Waggoner, and each time – nothing.

Eventually, he died of an overdose. It became a strange unsolved Hollywood legend.

Robin Rose died relatively young. A suicide. No one was sure why.

While her estate was being cleared, all seven desiccated corpses were found in her basement.

Week 6 Post 4: Revelation

Decided to pull some Storymatic cards and even decided to do it properly. So if done properly, you actually pull 4 cards to use for your prompts, and the character cards build your main character. The cards I pulled were “person with wings,” “person who should not be in charge,” “shocking announcement,” and “safety deposit box.”

I feel there is a lot that is kind of unsatisfying about it but it skewed a bit longer than I wanted to write. Not too bad for an hour’s plunking and 15 minutes of edits, I suppose. Anyhow, here’s some bullshit:


          Everyone thought he was special because he had wings. He was born with them – a strange modern miracle. Scientists wanted to study him but his mother would never allow it. They had noticed the strange wing-like appendages during the ultrasounds. She was single, very young, claimed it was a virgin birth and that there was no mortal father. That she had consorted only with angels. She began wearing clothes that resembled nun’s habits, preferring tones of black and purest white, and kept her hair covered. She kept her eyes downcast, her hands clasped gently in front. She spoke softly and smiled sweetly. Everyone that knew her before remembered something very different. But when your child is born with pure white wings, it is easy for those rumors to fall by the wayside.

          The religious fervor was instant. Passionate preachers and pastors, some from very renowned mega churches, instantly hailed the child as divinely significant. The messiah, the second coming, the king of kings. She traveled often, so that his followers could see him in person. The pictures of his infancy always reflect this – a bundled babe, held in the arms of a girl that seemed much too young, with hands reaching to touch his holiness. His mother always smiled, always seemed to have eyes only for him, like a painting of the Mother Mary. The onlookers and true believers gasped and cried tears of joy to be in his presence.

          The more notorious pictures and videos were of his mother holding him on stage, his bare back facing the crowds. Sometimes his wings fluttered on their own. Sometimes someone else would hold the tip of one, spreading the span of it out for the crowd to see as the boy wriggled and cried.


          The less religious often wondered if it was a sign of a change in human genetics – a mutation, like out of a comic book origin story. But there was a distinct lack of other examples. Even as the years passed and he aged, grew from infancy to childhood, there were no other winged babes. Scientists pleaded and begged for a chance to take a little bit of blood or a swab of saliva, but his mother always refused. She also refused media visits and interviews. She kept him secluded, in the mansion of one particular pastor who she held in high regard. He was home schooled. He was not allowed internet access, and his mother had expunged most of her own social media history, deleted every account across every platform. People were paid to silence old tales of her life before his birth. It was a wonder what could be cleared away with money. What he was taught, what he thought, what he might share with the world could only be guessed at. But the true believers waited patiently, knowing only that it would be great.


          The years passed and he was mostly forgotten, locked away in that mansion. The especially favored amongst his flock were allowed to visit, though they were suspiciously wealthy and it was suspected they paid their way in. They signed NDAs for the privilege and never spoke to anyone of what they saw or heard during their time in the mansion. He was supposedly hale and hearty, kind, and well educated. What little was shared with the public was that when he was of age, he intended to make strides in leadership positions. That he would change the world.

          His 18th birthday came and passed with no change. The world still saw and heard very little directly from him, beyond the occasional picture of a pale, dark haired youth in bulky cloaks. There was the occasional rumor in the town near the mansion of a winged man flying overheard, but those often proved to just be tall tales. He was so rarely seen that many believed him to be dead. The media and the scientists made fewer and fewer requests to meet with him and even his church of true believers grew smaller. Many joked amongst themselves – so much for the messiah. So much for a new leader.


          When he turned 37, it was announced that he would be running for president of the United States that year. His true believers rejoiced, but everyone else was shocked. He had never held any political office, had never had a job, had never attended a school. He had never even spoken in public. Was he even remotely prepared for such an important role?

          The political rallies were even worse – they were secluded and private affairs. They didn’t allow media coverage, which seemed to go against good sense. How could people vote for a candidate that wasn’t getting his words out to the public? There were pictures of him flooding the internet and the media now, and the people that attended the rallies spoke with delirious devotion to him. He was handsome – tall, with a well chiseled jaw and striking sky-blue eyes. He had well coifed jet-black hair. He was thin, almost waifish.

And the wings. Brilliant white wings.

          His tailored suits were cut to allow the full spread of his wings. It certainly made him appear angelic. And it turned out they weren’t just for show, because he could fly. He flew at every rally. His mother and the pastor seemed to be all the voice he needed. Those that attended these private rallies spoke very little about his policies or his politics. His true believers cried with joy as they spread the word of what wonderful changes he would make for the world, and many other devoted religious individuals found themselves swayed by the possibility.

          His popularity rocketed, even amongst non-believers, who simply enjoyed the spectacle. Many liked the idea of a strange third-party candidate that was somehow trouncing the usual two picks. He smiled handsomely enough from magazine covers and social media memes to win over frivolous hearts.

          He won the presidency in a landslide. A first for a third-party candidate.


          Nobody thought there would be any harm. After all, if he was a good person, he would try his best and possibly even get a little good done. And if he was ineffectual, then certainly the system of checks and balances in place would keep him from fudging the entire thing too badly. And many suspected that a strange and mutated societal cut-off would be nothing but that – completely ineffectual. A joke of a presidency, during which time nothing might change, but at least nothing bad would happen. At worst, the world would laugh at them a little and things would go on as they always had.

          Nobody suspected that he would purposely set out to dismantle and destroy it all.


          The survivors studied it for years after. It was hard to find the favored that had signed NDAs, hard to find the tutors that might have taught the boy before he was the man that ruined the world. It was hard to find a reason for WHY, though it was a question often on everyone’s minds. As those that remained rebuilt the world piece by piece from it sundering, they had few answers. His life, his origins, his entire being was a mystery.

          One day, while sifting through the remains and records of a bank, a young historian found a safety deposit box listed as belonging to the mother. With great care, he opened it, hands trembling. Whatever he found inside would be historically significant. Even if it was nothing, but he hoped for an answer – finally an answer.

          Inside was a single slip of paper. He unfolded it. A strange script scrawled across the paper in a language he could not read. The letters glowed strangely bright as if lit within by the fires of hell, and before his very eyes the script faded – along with his vision. As he cried out for help, he dropped the paper, though it held very little of interest anymore. His colleagues found only a mostly blank page. Remaining at the bottom was the signature of the mother.

Last Words

The prompt cards for this were “grandparent” and “phone call at 3 a.m.”

It was fairly easy to see that it had to be the most generic of generic ass ghost stories. So, here you go.


          Dana woke as the phone ring, her hand grasping for the device blindly in the dark. As she raised the lit screen to her face, she grimaced and cursed. Who calls at 3 a.m.? The number was listed as unknown. She answered it, angrily growling, “What?”

          The line was silent, then cut out. Groaning, she slapped the phone back down onto the bed next to her. She lay awake, anger coursing through her, unable to sleep. She was still awake when her alarm clock went off.

          The news was surprising and not surprising at the same time. Her grandmother had been in hospice for a long time, her health fading fast. She was unable to talk coherently or take care of herself, and hadn’t been able to for the longest time. The nurses had warned her mother that she was no longer eating. She had died sometime in the middle of the night.

          Dana cried some in the bathroom at work, but mostly managed to hold it together. Her entire family had known this moment was coming. Every phone call from the nursing home was always met with some level of dread for the news it might carry. But even knowing what was going to happen hadn’t quite cleared the sudden shock of sadness that Dana felt when she finally got the message from her mom. It didn’t help that she’d had so little sleep.

          The shrill sound of her ringtone woke her again. Dana sat up, frowning at the screen. Unknown caller. 3 a.m. again. She groaned and grabbed the phone, ignoring the call. Tomorrow I’m going to turn the ringer off, she told herself.

          Even with the ringer off, the screen lighting up and the vibration of her phone still brought her to consciousness briefly. Not enough to annoy her as badly as it had the previous nights, at least. As she drifted back to sleep, she saw that it was 3 a.m. again.

          The wake was simple – her grandmother had outlived many of her friends, so it was mostly a small family reunion. As sad as the circumstances were, Dana did enjoy the chance to meet with her cousins, whom she hadn’t seen in a few years. Her favorite cousin, Rachel, was a little subdued and looked pale. “What’s the matter?” Dana asked her when she had a chance to speak to her alone.

          “I got a strange phone call. The night grandma died.” Rachel sighed. “Some woman’s voice just said “I love you” and hung up. I didn’t even think about it, but I was just talking to your mom and she said grandma died at the same time as the phone call. I remembered because it was such a weird time of night to call.”

          Dana felt a shiver run up her spine. “What time?”

          “3 a.m.”

          Dana felt the blood drain from her face and her mouth gaped open as she struggled for a moment over whether to tell Rachel about the phone calls she had received or not. After a moment, she decided to keep it to herself.

          That night, Dana didn’t sleep. She sat up, anxiously glancing at her phone as the time ticked closer to 3. When the phone rang, she grabbed it, immediately answering. “Grandma?” she asked.

          The line was silent for a moment. The slightly tinny, staticky voice of a woman came through. Faintly, it said, “I love you.”

          “I love you too,” Dana said immediately, but the line was already dead.

          The phone calls stopped after that.

Prophetic

The cards for this week are “reckless enthusiasm” and “homeless person.”

The homeless person that does show up isn’t the actual prompt one, because in my mind the main character is totally homeless after this (and is recklessly enthusiastic about his chances, though I guess I could have emphasized that more somehow). I had the idea almost immediately upon drawing the cards, but actually writing it was a bit boring. I like for things to get really dark and disturbing and this doesn’t quite scratch that, I guess.

Nonetheless…


          Gary woke from the dream with a feeling of absolute certainty. He was going to win the lottery one week from today. The dream was a prophecy, the word of God. He knew it for fact. He also knew that he had much to do in that week’s time. A sort of pre-imposed penance to prove his worthiness.

          He started by announcing to his family and friend’s that he was planning to move soon. He offered them first pick of his belongings. “Can I have your Playstation?” Carl from work joked.

          Gary nodded solemnly. “Anything, first come, first serve.” Carl had given him a strange look and declared bullshit. Gary brought the Playstation and all of its controllers and wires the next day. Carl accepted it, but shook his head in disbelief.

          His ex-wife studied him with concern as he dropped off photo albums and old memorabilia that he thought she would like. “You’re not going to off yourself, are you?” she asked when he enthusiastically offered anything she wanted. He shook his head and reassured her that wasn’t the case.

          Gary spent the weekend clearing out the rest of his belongings, every closet, every drawer, all the drawers themselves. He took everything he could to charity and second-hand shops, and the rest to the dump. He turned the keys to his apartment in. He made sizable cash transfers to his church from his bank accounts, leaving only the minimum amount.

          The day had come. He sat outside the gas station, staring placidly at the homeless man loitering outside. On his way in, he handed the man the title to his car and the keys. “It’s yours,” he told the weeping man, who thanked him profusely. And then he went in and bought his ticket.

          Gary sat in the park overnight. It was a warm night, and he felt calm and content knowing that the next day he would be wealthy beyond his wildest dreams.

          He found a paper to look up the lottery numbers the next morning, a wide smile on his face as he held his ticket up to compare.

          Not a single God damned match.