The Storymatic cards for this week were “bigfoot” and “neighborhood is changing.” One pretty big neighborhood change is someone moving in, and I had written the little stupid bigfoot exchange before, so I decided to do a follow up on that. So here is another stupid conversation between Tim and Greg about Bigfoot.
“Hey, Tim. Remember that time bigfoot left his luggage behind here at the airport?”
“That wasn’t bigfoot. But I remember you bothering me about that, yes.”
“Well, the empty house across the street finally sold. And I’ve seen the guy that bought it recently, and…”
“You’re not going to tell me it’s bigfoot, are you, Greg?”
“Tim, I shit you not. It’s fucking bigfoot.”
“Shut the fuck up, Greg.”
“No, no look at this pic I took. He was walking his dog-“
“Bigfoot has a dog.”
“Yes, but look at the picture. Just look.”
“… Okay, so that is a very hairy dude. But it can’t be bigfoot.”
“Tim, it’s fucking bigfoot. Look at the size of those flip flops! He has to custom order shoes that big. They look like a fucking joke, they’re enormous.”
“That doesn’t mean-“
“And look at how fucking hairy his feet are. If he were tiny, I’d say hobbit, but he’s got to be about 7 or 8 feet tall…”
“Listen, Greg, you can’t go around taking pictures of your neighbors because you think they’re sasquatch.”
“What’s a sasquatch?”
“Oh, for fuck’s sake!”
“Tim… wait, Tim come back! I’ve got more pictures! Look!”
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